If there’s nothing new under the sun I don’t know what to write about but I’m really in a writing mood. So, I guess it will have to be about what hasn’t been discovered yet. So, “Jack you’re not supposed to start all your sentences with ‘SO’!” SO who cares? I’m told that this is a brave new world, where it seems that anything goes. So, I’m going to say that it’s alright if I use so a lot because my Webster’s Dictionary has devoted almost a quarter page explaining why I can use so in almost infinite ways. So, I decided to look in my thesaurus to see if there might be another word that I could use in its place. So, to my book of deception I went, it deceives many into thinking that this guy has got some kind of a vocabulary. So, when I look on page 524 and I see “snuggle” then “soak” I wonder what has happened to “so”? That’s so exasperating that there’s no replacement for so, except for sew your mouth shut, sow some wild oats, and soh with an h added on that only Siri on my cell phone knows the meaning of, as it’s not in my dictionary. So, to anybody that reads some of my thoughts what do you think? 

          Yes, you in the back, so what did you think? “Can you print that on toilet paper so I can wipe where the sun doesn’t shine.” That was so cruel. 

                     See Ya, 

                      Jack