
Jack’s Blog
Read about everyday ranch life and the ramblings and pondering of an 80-something year old rancher, Jack Varian
…and occasional news from the rest of the family.
THE FIRST STEP IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST
Hank Williams was a famous singer/song-writer back in the 1940s and ’50s. If the lyrics of one particular song fit your lifestyle then this blog is probably not for you. One of the the stanzas goes like this: “live hard, die young and have a beautiful memory.”
MELDING REALITY AND PERCEPTION
I once wrote a blog about a school administrator who must have perceived that our children of tag-playing-age are so delicate that the slightest sight of a bloody nose is worthy of a trip to the local emergency room. What about the reality that children need exercise? They need to laugh and giggle, and they especially don’t need some administrator who is more afraid of possible criticism that he or she might sustain than the proven benefits of playing TAG! Reality takes a hit; score one for perception.
LIVING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, JUST FOR FUN
There are so many people walking around almost stepping on their lower lip and wearing a look that says l’m not very happy. When I get to talking to one of these sad sacks their outlook on life is pretty bleak.
FREE, FREE AT LAST
I think Dr. Martin Luther King uttered those words. My use of these stirring words are trivial to say the least when you hear what I have been freed from.
6 O’CLOCK NEWS
Damn, I’ve already dated myself; it’s not San Luis Obispo anymore. It’s SLO. Like SLOW, but that’s not what’s happening. The kind of slow that is happening is the kind that out strips our resources, our native beauty, our quality of life, and you can add in a little bumper to bumper traffic to remind the many where they just came from.
NEVER A DULL MOMENT
Spring time at the V6 is really busy with our 3 cattle drives in April and May, gathering and pregnancy testing 250 first calf heifers, and receiving 280 head of Mexican cattle to brand and vaccinate.
WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE, MAYBE
The eighth performance of the National High School Rodeo Association has just finished and Zee and I have chosen to linger a while in the grandstand to let the crowd move out.
THE ART OF LINGERING
I suppose if I had lingered more when I was new to the ranching world then I wouldn’t be in business today. However, that was then, when agriculture was bound by tradition and moved at warp speed in order to, as we were told, feed the world.
VISUALIZING WHAT CAN’T BE SEEN
“Seeing is believing” is a time honored quote that has a lot of wisdom attached to it. However, in agriculture this saying can hold back change.
DOCUMENTING STUPIDITY
I don’t quite know what it is about the county fairgrounds of San Luis Obispo and Amador counties that provide the facilities for our junior and high school rodeos. But it must be that either the fair board or the fair manager are germaphobes, probably both.
COMFORTABLE SHOES
When I was young and in my prime I used to wear those traditional cowboy boots with the pointed toe and high heel. At the top of each boot was a loop big enough to put your index finger into. Then with some grunting, heavy breathing and pulling, your foot slipped into place just like a tongue giving a French kiss.
BAILING WIRE
Living 5 miles north of Parkfield makes me just about a one hour drive to our closest town, Paso Robles. The return trip takes another hour plus shopping time so what usually happens is that most of the day is gone by the time you return home. So, how do you fix things without going to town? Almost on a daily basis something breaks!
IS SUSTAINABILITY POSSIBLE?
I believe change will come as our old sclerotic farmers and ranchers pass from the scene. What is ironic as I wait for kinder and more effective ways to raise our veggies and livestock? The answer is showing itself with a new breed of kids on the block coming from our cities and families that don’t make their living from agriculture.
IT’S SNOWING
The last time it snowed down to our house at 1800 ft elevation was 5 years ago before the big California drought. Zee and I were about ready to take our daily hike. This was before the snow storm and the sun was shinning through the clouds.
10:51 P.M.
That’s what time it is according to my iPad. I’m cozied down in my Lazy Boy recliner. Having just downed a glass of Gatorade and a T.V. dinner, I’m ready to tell you all about our last four and one half hours. Tomorrow I’ll be harvesting eight of our grass-fed bevies using a mobile harvest trailer that allow cattle to be harvested at the ranch with a USDA inspector approving of the process.
WE NEED TO UBER-IZE AGRICULTURE
I was reading an article in Time Magazine this morning about a fellow named Travis Kalanick ( The Disrupter) who has recently ascended to Silicon Valley’s billionaire nobility for recognizing a need and filling it. The basic idea as I see it, was that a lot of people would be willing to make the family car double as a taxi for hire to supplement their income.
A HORSE’S POINT OF VIEW
I have been around horses for most of my life on a daily basis. My wife Zee spends most of every day working with our herd of horses. She trains the young ones, exercises others, and plays nurse to any that might need some TLC.
WHAT’S IN A SMILE?
I was never much of a school yard scrapper. On the other hand, I have always had a fair amount of confidence. Some would call it “cocky” that I wore on my sleeve. That made me a target for some of my classmates who found much joy in school yard scrapping.
PISTACHIOS SHOULD BE GROWN BY THE ELDERLY
What else takes about 7 years for the grower to harvest his first nut (this guy is nuts) and 10 years to be able to start paying some bills? Just think, if a person wants something to look forward to, why not a pistachio? Yes, there are other options out there, like wine grapes, which take as few as 3 years to come into production.
ME AND THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
Well, what were the parallels to the Seahawks, if any? The Seahawks got to go home with heads held high ready to take on another foe of equal ability next year. As for me, I get to lick my wounds and stack the odds in my favor by setting my sights on the quiet side of life by getting back on my “bullet proof” horse Fuzz… even if he happens to be standing in the mud.