Jack’s Blog
Read about everyday ranch life and the ramblings and ponderings of an 80-something year old rancher, Jack Varian
PARKFIELD THEN AND NOW
Mother Nature you can take a sigh of relief as well as all the Wildlife that calls this Valley home and all the rest of us that enjoy this beautiful Valley, I think we’re safe from man’s heavy hand.
Are WE OVERWHELMED TODAY WITH NONSENSE?
So I think it’s about time we all take a deep breath and pause for awhile to let public opinion have a chance to bubble to the surface of reason and give us all some direction as to how we get out of this mess. ” How about being decent to one another” just a thought.
WHILE YOU’RE WASHING YOUR HANDS YOU MAY BE STERILIZING YOUR LIFE AND NOT YOUR HANDS
Hypochondriac that made each day a day spent escaping death. So how did I start to break this life draining habit ? Remember habits are learned and can be broken.
ARE BRAIN FARTS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH?
It is not done by the usual method of letting Methane Gas out the “ole Bung Hole.” The kind of Fart you try to slide out quietly because you’re at a rather fashionable dinner party, but to no avail, this one leaves with enough force to blow right past the sphincter muscle to then rattle ones cheeks and exit with a pulsating beat that would make a Belly Dancer proud.
ARE WE READY FOR THE ELECTRIC CAR?
This new and much yet to be discovered industry can dwarf the Fossil Fuel industry of the 20th Century so WHY DON’T WE GIVE IT A GOOD OL’E AMERICAN TRY !!!
HAPPY DOESN’T JUST HAPPEN
The 2 hardest topics for me to write about are writing using humor that makes a reader want to chuckle and maybe even laugh out loud. The other is to describe my ideas “on being happy” of how I slide in and out of that place in my mind that causes me to feel happy. For me it’s not a feeling that can be maintained for long periods of time as my Webster’s New World Dictionary say’s that I will enjoy feelings of great pleasure, contentment and joy. Well that’s a place I know most of us would like to spend our lives but reality says that’s not possible, so for me what is possible?
URBAN MYTH
If you wanted to find me on the 23rd day of September 2017 I was at The Parkfield Rodeo arena where the first of the season California High School Rodeo was taking place. I had just been introduced to Linda who is the mother of a new couple that decided that they would like to work their way around the United States and get a closer look at our wonderful U.S.A.Their first stop is Parkfield after driving all the way across the country from their home in Virginia.
IS THEIR UTILITY IN A POT BELLY?
About 6 months ago a Pot Belly showed it’s self just above my hips. How did I notice it? It was brought to my attention when I bent over to tie my shoes, I noticed my toes were missing.
SMOKY THE BEAR HAS GOT IT ALL WRONG
At the end of June of this year a wildfire started on my neighbors ranch. After a day or so, this fire had grown to several thousand acres in size, to warrant its own name. It was called The Garza Fire. When all was said and done and the last embers were out 60,000 acres had burned. 6,000 of these acres were on our V6 ranch and what a blessing it was.
WAITING FOR THE ENDORPHIN TO KICK IN
I’m just about home now and Sally rings her bell and announces that I have just passed mile post 3 and my recliner is waiting in the living room. I not sure if a peaceful easy feeling and a comfortable smile on my face spells endorphin but it’s close. I hear the dinner bell ringing at our daughter’s house; it’s time to take in more calories than I used to fuel my hike
THERE ARE RACCOONS IN MY HOUSE
Those lovable little rascals have a way of knowing when you’re gone, leaving your house free for them to go exploring. Well, I think our government is much like a pack of raccoons that are always into mischief. While our friend the raccoon is busy looking in the refrigerator, opening all the cupboards, finding and snacking on whatever he can. The end result is similar to a bull in a China closet.
THE FIRST STEP IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST
Hank Williams was a famous singer/song-writer back in the 1940s and ’50s. If the lyrics of one particular song fit your lifestyle then this blog is probably not for you. One of the the stanzas goes like this: “live hard, die young and have a beautiful memory.”
MELDING REALITY AND PERCEPTION
I once wrote a blog about a school administrator who must have perceived that our children of tag-playing-age are so delicate that the slightest sight of a bloody nose is worthy of a trip to the local emergency room. What about the reality that children need exercise? They need to laugh and giggle, and they especially don’t need some administrator who is more afraid of possible criticism that he or she might sustain than the proven benefits of playing TAG! Reality takes a hit; score one for perception.
LIVING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, JUST FOR FUN
There are so many people walking around almost stepping on their lower lip and wearing a look that says l’m not very happy. When I get to talking to one of these sad sacks their outlook on life is pretty bleak.
FREE, FREE AT LAST
I think Dr. Martin Luther King uttered those words. My use of these stirring words are trivial to say the least when you hear what I have been freed from.
6 O’CLOCK NEWS
Damn, I’ve already dated myself; it’s not San Luis Obispo anymore. It’s SLO. Like SLOW, but that’s not what’s happening. The kind of slow that is happening is the kind that out strips our resources, our native beauty, our quality of life, and you can add in a little bumper to bumper traffic to remind the many where they just came from.
NEVER A DULL MOMENT
Spring time at the V6 is really busy with our 3 cattle drives in April and May, gathering and pregnancy testing 250 first calf heifers, and receiving 280 head of Mexican cattle to brand and vaccinate.
WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE, MAYBE
The eighth performance of the National High School Rodeo Association has just finished and Zee and I have chosen to linger a while in the grandstand to let the crowd move out.
THE ART OF LINGERING
I suppose if I had lingered more when I was new to the ranching world then I wouldn’t be in business today. However, that was then, when agriculture was bound by tradition and moved at warp speed in order to, as we were told, feed the world.
VISUALIZING WHAT CAN’T BE SEEN
“Seeing is believing” is a time honored quote that has a lot of wisdom attached to it. However, in agriculture this saying can hold back change.